Whatsthe song called that has the lyrics so baby pull me closer in the back seat of your rover11/30/2022 I bought 5 of everything I could find that I knew my neighbors would hate seeing their sons play with. So after Christmas I was at the store and saw that they had a ton of Barbie’s, nail polish, Bratz doll frisbees, and balls on the clearance. They also seem to encourage their kids to throw it over to our yard. They don’t ask, they don’t knock on the door and apologize, they just yell over there fence when they know that we are outside and TELL us to give it back. What bothers me is that the parents keep demanding that we have to throw them back. Them throwing them over don’t even really bother me that much. Action figures, balls, frisbees, rackets, etc. What bothers me though is that they love to throw their toys over into my yard. Which is totally fine, doesn’t bother me at all. The boys can’t be more than 8, and like most kids, they like to play in the back yard. So I live next door to a couple (a VERY conservative couple) and their twin boys. I only held him up for about 5 minutes… but wooo child, it felt so good. Me: And miss out on these great rewards? As if! She smiled and answered my inquiries, while the guy behind me was seething. Never had I asked as many questions as I did. I have never given my information so slowly in my life. She seemed surprised at first, but then looked at the guy behind me, and then it clicked. Me: The rewards club? Oooo that sounds great! Please explain it to me? So, when it was my turn at the register, she asked me in a small voice “Are you a member o-o-of the rew-w-rewards club?” And I looked smugly at the guy behind me, and back at her. When a person doesn’t respect retail employees as people, it’s the best way to tell whether a person is an asshat or not. Especially since I could tell the cashier heard his mockery. W-w-would you l-like y-y-y-y-y-y-your reSCHKeet? I ignored him, until I heard him start to mock her to his kids. He muttered something about having places to go, he was in a hurry, etc. The process was a tad slower however, because she had a stutter, and a bit of a lisp.Īs she worked through the line, asking the usual questions probably mandated by the big wigs (I’ve worked in retail, it’s a thing), the man behind me began to huff and puff. The cashier, a teen aged girl, I could tell was working as best as she could. I was at a Craft Store in my town, and it wasn’t too busy, but only one register was open. To my knowledge, she never got her exchange. Everyone she talked to pretended to be gay when working with her and she left every time. Over the next few days, the customer went to every store in a 20 mile radius trying to exchange the ‘tainted goods’. That manager then called every other store in the area and told everyone about the customer. I am very confused, seeing as I have never dated that manager, nor did she ever get me underwear, and as far as I know, she is not gay.įast forward a few days later to the manager weekly conference call: apparently, the customer left the other store after thinking the other manager was also gay. You should put on that that black lace bra and panty set I got you for your birthday! I love you!” *hangs up* Manager: “I see.” *starts talking in sultry voice* “Well, I’ll see you tonight for our date. Me: “Well, I bet it is because she found out I was gay.” When I asked her what was wrong with the items, she said you tainted them I have no idea what she is talking about. Manager: *also a woman* “So, this woman is here wanting to exchange a bunch of stuff from your store. On the line, I can hear the same customer I previously sold items to ranting.) A few hours later, I get a call from the manager of another one of our stores. (The woman turns pale and walks out without saying a word. Me: “That would be bad for me, seeing as I am a lesbian.” (I finish ringing her up and hand the customer her bags.)Ĭustomer: “They should round up all the gays and put them down.” Note: I’m a lesbian.)Ĭustomer: “I can’t believe the president came out in support for gay marriage!”Ĭustomer: “That f** lover is going to burn in hell for that!” We are making small talk as I ring her up. I am ringing up a woman I have sold things to before.
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